Funny Clean Blonde Jokes

  
     
  By Laire Obaka  
     
  Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? A: The noise gave her a headache.

Q: How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work? A: She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.

Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes? A: A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q: Did you hear about Pepsi's new soda just for blondes? A: It has "open other end" printed on the bottom.

Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio? A: She didn't want one for nights.

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.

Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.

Q: What are the six worst years in a blonde's life. A: Third grade.

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q: How did the blond burn her ear? A: The phone rang while she was ironing.

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: I'll tell you tomorrow.

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!



  
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